What do you think of when you hear the word ‘Shoes’? Did you say: ‘a programming language’? Well, you should, because it is! Let’s call it another entry for my list of ‘esoteric’ programming languages – at least the name of the language is sufficiently zany to merit a mention – is Shoes. I also noted it isn’t (yet) mentioned on the Esolang list – perhaps its maintainers do not deem it ‘esoteric’ enough?